fart like no one is smelling

the morning ritual
hugging a strong half full coffee cup like
a golden prodigal newborn
right now at the ranch
there’s nothing more

television cat calls
live nude chicken dancing politicians
slipping on banana peels
more at eleven
nobody waits

i pack a half sandwich
celebrity second world tips and tricks
happiness is losing weight
ice cream slut shaming
look out for drones

Rene ~ March 7, 2013

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11 thoughts on “fart like no one is smelling

  1. Why do some people announce it when they let one rip? In a group of people, nobody's gonna know for sure it was you–so why not just take your chances with an angelic look on your face? (Unless they know YOU'RE the one who had the bean burrito.)

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